Heh. ok. i just woke up. kk. yesterday we had canoeing doubles finals.. we got 6th out of 15..not that bad la.. but i'm damn happy, cuz i had my revenge wahaha. as me and ian lin were the last pair in the team for the relay, we went from 7th to 6th by avoiding 2 pairs of mats that were ramming each other. wahaha. then the best part was that when we finished rite, the victoria ppl were just getting out from the canoe, and we rammed them and one of them fell into the sea and they all started making stupid noises like 'OOOooI! and AAAHhH! and UUuhHhhH!' damn fun. who ask the stupid fat mat come ram me that day. go look for your biscuit la.
Then i dunno wad happen la, in the part C knots competition, the stupid mat school called Ahmad Ibrahim told the stupid judges that they didn't know how to do one question, for a dunno wad reason la, so they gave them another question. then when Darrell VAN could do the question, they told him that since the faggot ahmad ppl couldn't do it, he had to do another question (which luckily he could). stupid mats dunno how to do anything only know how to complain. fuck them man.
An excerpt from the Darrell Van Speech: "..aiya mats whole day do well in NCC because they whole day don't study, only do NCC. but next time when they go National Service they only stay as corporals and what not because they all never study got no degree, cannot become officer.."
How true.
I would like to add some excerpts from Ian Lin's blog. this is one of the very very few instances where i totally agree with his views. NAH I SHOW YOU.
"You know, just staring over at the other side of the sea, looking at the pathetic land of JOHOR, it amazes me sometimes how stupid mats really can be. From sembawang, if you look across at Johor, you will notice that there are 4 outstanding big big HDB looking buildings standing out of nowhere in the middle of a dense jungle beneath.
Ok, so maybe they’re not creative and like to follow Singapore’s HDB design to build their own HDB’s.. But their stupidity surpasses all understanding..WHY YOU BUILD THE FARKING HDB IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!?! AIYOYOOYO MAT TAK BOLEHH
Haiya..stupid Mats whole day disturb us one. And some more so frustratingly stupid. I think what Fish says is true. Look at India, got such a rich history, and can produce smart businessmen to boost the economy and hardworking labourers to construct the foundations of our economy. Look at China. THREE THOUSAND years of history, and what a prosperous nation it is. So much culture, resource, innovation and creation. Look at all the ANG MOHS. Actually,, I also dunno why la but they’re damn smart. Somehow they manage to dominate the world economy. Then in the middle of nowhere, suddenly got this stupid place called MALAYSIA. The ONLY country in the world who natively speaks BAHASA MELAYU, and consists of a few million ORANG UTANS who beside having supreme jungle instincts, posses no other talent. And all they ever do now is eat drug eat drug, deteriorate the economy. Nowonder so many people here dun like them. I would even like to mention the leadership training camp, of which half the people natively spoke Chinese and other half Malay. Now our group leader was this stupid FAT MINAH who just kept bossing people around and cant do anything herself. Ha whole day get into fights with this other big hulky chinky guy who always seems to stick around with me cursing her with bad words in Mandrin. Of course my Chinese isn’t very good so I just spend half the day listening to his rants and ravings and just nod or smile in agreement." ---IAN LIN
how true (yet again)



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