whoaaAA. Today rocks. we (me, ian lin, ian cheong, jed and XIDE) watched SOUTH PARK: Bigger, longer and uncut, in ian cheongs THEATRE ROOM. wa lao all of them comparing TV sizes one (all of them meaning ian cheong, jed and XIDE). usually people compare breast size, now compare TV..mebbe its a new METROSEXUAL trend...whoa i'm officially addicted to SOUTH PARK songs.. my mp3 playlists are now all south park songs.. 1.Uncle F**ker 2.Blame Canada 3.Kyle's mom is a b**ch 4. What would Brian Botano do 5. La resistance medley
whoa. kewl rite. bleh after we watch that we went to blow up IAN CHEONG'S ROOM. wahaha. bleh. next year when i go canada i'm going to buy south park dvd =D.. blablabla. tomorrow got kayaking course. waste one whole day again, from 0815 to 1700. boing. haha oh ya me and ian lin got a very good plan for teachers day next year..QUACK.
oh oh oh, i'll now end with the verse we wrote in miss melissa eu's teacher's day card =D
IAN LIN like to fart
so we give you this card!
you like to eat LARD
and you look like MAT
Happy teachers day
and I AM LIM SWEE SAY
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[GREGORY (singing voice by Howard McGillin):]
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the righteous stand
You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
[ALL:]
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive, or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on
[PARENTS:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
[SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:]
Because the country's gone awry
Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry!
[SOLDIERS:]
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
An execution
What a sight!
Tomorrow night
[SATAN:]
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon!
[TERRANCE AND PHILLIP:]
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucka
[TERRANCE:]
Looks like we may be out of luck!
[PHILLIP:]
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!
[CARTMAN, KYLE, STAN:]
Why did our mothers start this war?
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
[SATAN:]
I want to be up there!
[SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:]
When Canada is dead and gone
They'll be no more Celine Dion!
[GREGORY AND KIDS:]
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
And though we're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!
[SATAN:]
I want to be up there!
[PARENTS:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
mmm i want to buy iPod..aaaaah. boing.
lol my mum's in my room and my stupid UNCLE F**KER song is playing damn loud..aah
//cornered.



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