bla.. i just got my hair cut by an ANEH. now i look like a peanut. stupid IAN LIN don't laugh at my hair tomorrow.

oh well..wad happened today? lets see. we had stupid NCC kayaking heats. doubles we got into the finals by playing chee KO pak. singles we screwed up and got second last. i think its my fault. nevermind. as darrell van said, if we lose, blame the EQUIPMENT. whee. so its not my fault. who's fault isit? the equipMEnT!

mmm here's how it went. Chu HUA the stupid ex sch canoeing team man managed to get 2nd place in the first lap, then me. but by the time he got out and by the time i got in, we were 4th, as all our competitors were stupid mat people who have their orang utan jungle instinct and can fly in and out of the canoe thing in half a second.

oh well.. then there i was, rowing rowing, maintaining the position, until this fat cheebye mat from victoria school who has no sense of direction (as he is not in the jungle but in the water) came out of nowhere and rammed my stern. ok, but i still managed to go straight forthe next 1/3 of the lap. then he pulled up next to me, by using his paddle to block mine. cheebye nia fat mat. then i proceeded to hoot him in the stomach with my paddle and i went 'fuck you, sorry'. ok. then i went in front of him. but guess wad, the cheebye fat mat went to ram my stern again. this time i felt like jumping into the water and capsizing his canoe, but i realised he was a what? a MAT. wait start racial riots again then all the mat sure hoot us back. but never fear, mat would only look for biscuit, so they would most probably end up crawling around bukit timah nature reserve looking for hup seng cream crackers.

yes, back to the canoeing. then after the cheebye fat mat rammed me, and the bloody undercurrent so damn strong my boat went sideways, and the cheebye fat mat farktard overtook me. then we were 5th. then when we reached the shore, i quickly climed out and IAN LIN climbed in. but then again, we lost one positon as we were up against mats. them and their stupid orang utan genes. hope they run out of bananas. and so we were 6th. oh then this Assumption English School guy went to ram the Marsiling school mat, and they capsized. wahaha lousy mat. then ian lin held the position all the way, and the worst was yet to come.

After ian lin finished his lap, the last guy, gareth the fat neck fat stomach fat everything boy took 20 seconds to get into the boat k. nevermind, cuz the other mat we were up against was also damn fat. then gareth couldn't go straight. and went off course. luckily never disqualified. but then the fat mat went to ram him and vice versa, and soon we were 7th. 7th out of 8.. so malu. we only beat the chao marsiling cuz they capsized. bleh.

lalala. life is so boring. first, you are born, then go to school, for dunno how many years. then somehow get a girlfriend (optional), then go further studies, then get a job, then get married, then grow old, and die of a combination of many diseases like obesity, gonorrhea, diabetes, osteoporosis, motor-neuron disease and what-not. sian rite. might has well have a war with our mat neighbours and die early but have more fun. lalala. i just want to have a firearm when the shooting starts. Twee.

woo a very long post. hope u had fun reading. Ta-Ta =)