hahahaha now i'm SUNBURNT. quack. had NCC kayaking course today..damn fun damn fun we did FORWARD PADDLE, BACK PADDLE, and SWEEPING. wa damn fun. we also had capsize drill.. its like, you go far out in the river there, then you're supposed to capsize, and while you're in the thing when it is capsized, tap the hull 3 times to show you're ok, and then come out, and start swinging your paddle around and go 'help! help!' mmm the first time i tapped twice, then ian lin, who was on the same kayak as me, started struggling and making lots of banging noises on the hull, and then i also panic liao, start banging it, and i got out, and swam out, but wrong way, ended up hitting the sand and cutting myself, and then i realised it, and stopped swimming so i floated up with the stupid fat buoyancy vest.
rah our school has more metrosexual people than normal ppl.. normal non metrosexual, high pants and socks ppl are going into a decline aah. we are now the minority! Must fight the metrosexual! all wear pants extremely high and pull socks all the way until e knees! wahahaha. dun gel hair and dun put deodorant!
[my own modification of La resistance from south park]
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a school in your hands
And blessed be the non metrosexual who fight with all our bravery
'Til no more spiked hair stand
You see the distant deodorant
They bellow in the class
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
And when you all get sprayed
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
You may get stabbed in the head
With hair gel or a hawaiian shirt
You may be deodorant-ed to death
Or sprayed alive, or worse
But when they torture you
You will just pull your pants up high
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on!
They may cut your socks in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a sockless jig
But that's the way it goes
And though we're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!
stupid metrosexual ppL.
rah. i bet more than half my class is metrosexual or has metrosexual traits. and they all deny it. rah. ppl who gel hair and put deodorants and pimple cream and bla and bla and bla still say they're not metrosexual. Booolsheet. boing.
Viva la Resistance!



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