bah. dumb blogger killed my post this morning. oh well.

4 days to exam. VERY GOOOD. because that means its 13 days more to the END of exam. wee hee.

these few days have been rather mad. well actually only one person has gone mad. and that is wesley. not to say that he wasn't mad before, just that he got...more mad recently.

QUESTION

what has bowl hair, slit eyes, flat nose, is very smelly, thinks he's very cool, wears aeroplane underwear and owns a paddy field?

the first one should have given it all away. its WESLEY. and with this we begin a slew of wesley jokes.

Why did malcolm get wesley?
He couldn't afford a dog

Why does malcolm pray every night?
because he has a son like wesley

Why did wesley cross the road?
to get to the manhole on the other side

the above 3 were contributed by XIDE.

oh that day, wesley was talking about how he beat neh neh nail at badminton
"I brought whoopass on neh neh nail" - wesley
"you know what else he brought? his aeroplane underwear" - leong

haha. its not that we were staring. it was just that the aeroplanes were so colourful and it was impossible not to notice...lolol.

wesley and ian were talking about i dunno what on the way to the bus stop...
"Can you vomit like me?" - wesley, very dramatically

the following (and all the above) is evidence that wesley has really gone mad...
*wesley waves his arms around at me*
"I send my flies to attack you! WOOOO!" - wesley

few minutes later, wesley does the same thing...
"WOOOOOOO"- wesley
"what was that? flies again?"- me
"no, other insects" - wesley, self proclaimed king of the garbage can.

and now, other random nonsense

while revising chem...
"oxygen is produced in combustion" - IAN CHEONG, only realising his mistake moments after...

on a chem worksheet: what is a strong base?
"its a base with a lot of guns" - oli

leong trying to refer to those dogs that guide the blind...
"...blind leading dog" - leong

and darren chew being random and out of point.
"do you have rice at home? - chew
"ya, why?" - me
"dunno...just felt like asking" - chew

hoho. i shall attempt to post some pics later =D see you