i'm BACK.

dumb mat land trip left me with a badly running nose, sore throat and a weird fever that comes and goes every few hours without taking medication. oh well. hope it goes off too. didn't really enjoy this trip as much as i did with the sec 2 and 3 OEPs, mainly cuz i was mildly sick throughout the whole thing, and i got less than 8 hours of sleep throughout the entire 4 days and 3 nights. slept for 14 hours yesterday to today. yay.

all we did was uh..do some night walk on the first day, rafting and canoeing on the second, had some SEARCH FOR PENDANT thing, hike up some weird gunung, and also a campfire on the third.

lol. on the first day in school, when tim lim or someone told 4.9 to board the bus, our dear catchphrase maker wesley said: "the time has come" in his scary wesley voice. hence it became the catchphrase of the day

the trip started off quite well. with ian lin bringing out a packet of white rabbit sweets and 'giving' them to people by throwing it at their heads. or smth. soon half the bus was bombarding each other with sweets and other sorts of small packet food. oh yea. during the trip, a certain 'cool guy' couldn't really control his bladder. and the bus driver couldn't really stop anywhere. so our dear wesley had to pee in a paper bag in a ziploc bag at the back of the bus while everyone there (including me) had to evacuate to the forward section of the bus while he took his piss at the corner of the bus =P just before he pissed, we all were going "The time has come" ahahahah.

yeah. and so we reached the place. we were greeted by hordes and hordes of cows and a few horses and donkeys here and there. smelly place. all the lembu shit so much all over the floor. we pitched our tents in the afternoon, had dinner, then went for NIGHT WALK. night walk was just a walk in the night in the whole plantation. then we went to sleep. the tent inside so hot and so cramped, with 8 of us in it. and HENRY next to me snoring like what. so i din really get to sleep. and nick koh kept waking up and talking to us even though we were sleeping. and IAN CHEONG was outside with the airbed. alamak.

second day. we went to build raft. 4 barrels and 5 pipes and lots of rope, to carry 15 people across some muddy pond. in the end, most of us just jumped into the river and pushed the stupid raft across. then canoeing. the canoes were all in a bad condition, and most of them had natural ecosystems within the canoe itself, with multitudes of ants and spiders and crickets inhabiting them. and mine even gave me a fiberglass splinter through my fingernail. so we just canoed here and there..ya. this night, i decided to sleep outside the tent. around 1 in the morning i felt cold, so i went into the tent instead. soon i was wondering why henry wasn't snoring. then i turned over and looked. there was IAN CHEONG. who was originally sleeping outside too. in the morning, henry was complaining about ian cheong taking up so much space cuz he was sleeping diagonally across the tent.

"...but his ass kept coming back!" - henry, commenting on ian cheong's ass intruding into his space.

yep. the third day, we had some weird activity that involved going around searching for dumb pendants. only one eventful thing happened. while along this road, there was this black bull standing in the middle of it. nick koh then took a long stick from choong wei, and told us that he was going to chase the bull away. as he was walking towards the bull, it suddenly turned back, and gave a loud MOO. and nick koh ran away..hahahahaa. stupid fatty.

"it was a mating call" - Wesley, referring to that incident.

then we climbed some hill. kaleni is hilarious. refuses to touch tree roots cuz it'll get his hands dirty. at one point while going down a rather steep incline, he slipped and kept holding on to a rope while trying to get a foothold on the mud, which he could have easily done if he took a root instead of the rope. and he kept screaming and screaming like he was going to die or smth while daniel loh was next to him trying to get him to hold on to the roots. lol. talking abt kaleni, there was this incident that happened in the tent.

*kaleni sees a cricket in the tent*
"ahhHH! ian lin! get that thing out of here!" - kaleni
*ian catches the cricket*
"nah. you waaaant?" - ian lin, holding the cricket to kaleni
"he waaaant" - me
*ian throws the cricket at kaleni*

and he started screaming and jumping around in the tent and out of it and trying to spray it with his shieldtox and stuff..lol.

then at night, we had campfire. oh ya. we had to do some performance, and NEH NEH NAIL was the "action leader". he's hilarious. i shall put up all my pics of him dancing soon. yeah. father abraham was very interesting. ppl like poh and hoe just kept going "father abraham!" and jumping around doing stupid actions.

oh ya. on this day in the afternoon, we had a shitting party. a few of us couldn't hold out anymore, hence we went to the toilets en masse and shat. shit shat shut. yeah. after shitting, something rather retarded happened.

*ian lin puts on his cap angling it down with the thing sticking out covering his eyes*
"you cannot see me, i cannot see you" - ian
"SPECTRAL SIGHT!" - ian
*ian lin walks into a drain*

haha. crazy people. yeah. that night, we played soccer until 3am in the morning, and then i went to bathe. then the next day, we took bus HOME. halfway, we stopped at some shopping centre, and then went to eat at KFC. ian lin bought a chicky meal >.< then we went to GIANT. where we all bought a lot of things.

at the customs, chew was arrested for bringing in a lot of chewing gum. well, not actually arrested la. they just koped the gum and took down his address and stuff.

then we went home to SLEEP.

anyway..this trip has certainly been more eye opening than anything else. learnt many unpleasant things about the people around me. on the other hand, i feel rather satisfied, as i did all the activities even though i was afflicted with that annoying fever, runny nose and sore throat of mine. how nice.

ha ha. alright. i'll go have lunch now. CHIAK CHUA