Yellow!

argh i still got that weird stomachache that refuses to go away unless i drink ice cold water. then it comes back after 10 minutes. i feel like inducing a BARF. but dowan. but it feels damn shitty.bleh.

oh well. school start already. tAK BAGUS. sigh. i still wish we were back at prem centre in thailand, every night talking cock with the ppl staying in the same PENTHOUSE as me. i wonder why they call a porn magazine PENTHOUSE.damn spastic. oh well. i still remember on the third night at prem, we had a super long talk cock session, with 6 (me,nick koh, wesley, xide, soon kai and daniel loh) out of the 12 ppl in the penthouse coming over to my bedroom there to talk about spastic things. like SOUFFLES (pronounced SOO-FLAY or something like that). well for those of you who dunno, its some kind of high class dessert/food wadever thing which i don't understand. Nick koh the uber-rich kia was telling us all about it, though half the time i was only interested in calling him souffle (pronounce SOO FEL) boy. then we were all eating nick koh's stuff like famous amos cookies and skittles on MYYYY Bed. damn scary. wait THAI ANT come and eat me.

ah damn enuf of thinking back. must look to the fUTURE! DDUduDUDUDU!. oh nvm. ah lucky i did the ZHAO JU homework law FIEW MONG gave us during recess, so now i only got blardee add math to do. so fun. GATSBY GATSBY GATSBY! bleh doctor ONG steal our cny holiday. every chinese new year ACS(I) gives us one extra day of holiday,but this year don't have. LAO KUI. only got half day. so sad. i dowan to give drong my 118 thing already. hmf.

hoho. i found something fun to read somewhere. wee

"If anything, time has long proven that the MAF (malaysian armed forces) are great at getting toys with lots of buttons, and they love pushing them, but really have no idea what to do with them at all.

"Alright, we have the latest, shiny (request chrome coloured) AD45X345A3452M253 MATBOLEH naval command battle computer! It can engage 25,000 targets in the air, land, sea and undersea... let's give it to the- AHHYEEEEE!"

*Kaboom!" Harpoon (Anti-ship missile) hit.

Post mortem they didn't know they had to plug it to a power source. ST marine retrieves it and find's it's a 286 DHX computer that had been chromed with space invaders and digger installed.

Extreme example, but you get the idea..."

KAAP