oh yay. yesterday we came back from thailand..land of the captain DANG, PRATUPHA, hong nams and tigers that go YAAAAAAAAA. wee. ok heck. i'll just say a few things about it for now. first 4 days in camp PRATUPHA where we slept in funny bunks for the first 2 nights. then third night was in some little hill in a forest..oh yeah the weather is very nice..in the day it is cooling, but at night is cold..and the air was quite dry.. ian lin developed lip tumours and shivana's lip/chin area had so much dry skin hanging out that he looks more like fidel castro..for that night, 2 ppl shared a tent. guess who i shared the tent with. it was the black lip rolling around snore a lot cough-every-half-an-hour and also can fart while sleeping fat guy who almost took up all my sleeping space and collapsed half the tent IAN CHEONG. or should i say the infamous G4. oh well.i shan't go into details about the stupid commando camp except that on the last day, something fun happen. i tell you STORY.

and so it was. when we were on the bus from chiang mai airport transferring to camp PRATUPHA, and we were given this box of food to eat while on the bus la. i think it had a can of COKE (which is called "IAN" in some thai word or something like that), a banana, an orange, a cake, and some water. we ate everything except for the orange, for the simple fact that it was to troublesome to peel in the small confined space of the bus which had 20 fans and no air con. so me and IAN LIN had a competition to see who could keep the orange for 10 days. well mine exploded in my bag on the first night, so i placed it on top of my bunk there. then on the 4th and last day of the commando camp, while we were packing up, he found it, and so he went to throw it at me, and i went to whack it away la. but i whacked it too hard i suppose, and the whole orange exploded and hit the wall behind our bunks, and showered the unlucky smiley boy HO WEI XIONG with orange juice, orange peel, the orange itself, and quite a few seeds. the wooden wall was also splashed with orange juice, and a few seeds also flew to fat ian cheongs bunk and mine. damn fun

i shall proceed to talk about the weird customs they have in the thai army. when it was time to have our meals, we have to go to the cookhouse/canteen there la. and then you know wad we have to do? we have to run in and go "EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Like TIGER" -- quoted from the translator. i guess Thai tigers are weird. then we'll do all sorts of stupid things like whacking your own arm when they say something that sounds like "porkchop". oh ok. then we found out many other things about the people around us. for example we were trying to figure out whether darren chew was a J-pop/k-pop/or canto-pop star? anyone want to take a guess? for obvious reasons like having long hair and white skin..cool right? there's also his "fan-hair", something that i won't go into... hahahaha chew also cannot take eggs. damn funny cuz in the plane from bangkok to chiangmai the steward was confirming all the ppl with special meals la..so the thai steward asked him "CHEW? NO EGG?" then he just did his pop star smile and said yes. weeheehee. he also can do PARA PARA. damn cool

oh yeah on the forth day they showcased the small arms that the thai commandos used la..it was damndamndamndamnnice. they had an AK-47, M-16A2, HK 33 assault rifles, M-60 and RPD machine guns, and a M-79 grenade launcher..kinda obiang la, all these being vietnam war era..but the AK-47 was by far the cooolest.i cocked it over and over again..yay..oh and contrary to what everyone thinks, all the assault rifles shown sound the same. i expected the AK to sound very different la..oh and the machine guns were too loud to hear any difference betweeen them. wee

i shall stop typing here. maybe continue tonight. YA. ok.bye bye.

RUN LIKE TIGER. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA