Ok ok..i found this on someone's blog, and i would like to say some(read - many) things about it..


Reasons why men should worship women.
All this information is backed up by scientific proof.
1. Without women you will not be here today.
2. Worship women, anyone who is a woman.
Cos every woman is like your mum, don't rape a woman, unless u'r willing to rape ur own mum.
3. Women are superior to men, bcos u need more than 40 million sperms to fertilize an ovum/egg. Guys, thats quantity, not quality!!!!!!!!
4.Sperms are 75 000 times smaller than ovums.
5. Females have two x chromosomes, which carry genes. Males have only one x chromosome, and this x chromosomes come from ur mother only. Males all ur genes except ur sex come from ur mother.
6. X chromosomes bears over 2 500 genes, Y carries only 15. U have 2 485 genes less than a female.
7. A male is a biological accident. Y(male) gene is an incomplete X(female) gene.
8. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, thus a walking abortion.
( Males u r vacated)
9. From health statistics, in the past 50 years, average volume of ejaculate declined by 20%, and sperm quality is dropping.
10. There is a greater % of deformed and sluggish sperms. (Hahahaha)
11. Women are multi talented. They r now full time career women, and yet they can still run a household. Guys on the other hand come home from work, and complain.
12. Women have a higher threshold of pain, thats why GOD gave us the power to give birth and bring life into this world.
13. Women have a longer life expectancy.
14. Young men run a much greater risk than young women from dying of accidents and violence.
15. MEN are dumb, u r so interested in the females breasts, IT'S ONLY a LUMP of FAT.
16. Females are highly specialized beings; we have two openings for pleasure and urine execration. U guys only have ONE urethra where both sperm and urine passes.
17. And for ur extra info, urine is acidic, which makes it an unsuitable condition for sperm.
18. In the brain, testosterone is converted to estrogen, to bring about its stimulatory effects. SO listen up guys, the male hormone has to be changed into the female hormone to bring about masculinizing effects. U r not so macho without female hormones.
19. Ur mitochondria ( energy source) comes from ur mother not ur father. U R more female than u think!!!!
20. Males only have testosterone and a little quantity of estrogen as sex hormones. Females have more, we have estrogen, progesterone and testosterone. Mind u we have more testosterone than u have of our estrogen.
21. There is a higher level of fatility in male foetuses.
22. The Y chromosomes of males is smaller than the X chromosome which is a female.
23. Every male is part of a female, as u carry our X chromosomes. Thus, Every male is 50% female.
24. Although females are the ones who give birth and concieve, more males are likely to have a break down during pregnancy of their spouses. U GUYS R WEAK, we go through the pain, and u cry more than we do.
25. Before u r born a male, u r a female first for the first 12 weeks in ur mothers womb.
26. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. BUT behind every successful woman, is herself.
27. The males have bigger brains than women. But WOMEN use a higher % of their brains than men.
28. Women have lower risks of high cholesterol levels, than males, all thanks to our monthly periods. So women be thankful that we menstruate.
29. Many males out there keep asking for virgin brides. Honestly if u want a virgin bride, than be a virgin urself. Don't carry STD's and give it to ur virgin bride. She doesn't deserve it.
30. There are more good looking females out there than males. You can't count the number of extremely pretty women, its countless ( Cindy Crawford, Aishwarya Rai, Elle Macpherson, Julia Roberts, Jeniffer Lopez........). how many males can u list???
Only two in my list ( my dad & Brad Pitt).
31. U find pleasure in superficial stuff ( Pamela Anderson is plastic and make up)
Go Get A Life!!!

i shall 'Reply' to each statement.. (for idiots, i.e reply #1 replies to statement #1 above)
1. ya without men you wouldn't be here too (DONT TALK ABOUT CLONING THEY DIN HAVE CLONING FOR THE PAST 5 MILLION FUCKING YEARS)
2. yep. but why don't you look at it another way, your mum is like every other girl and so if you rape someone you should rape your own mum too. stupid logic. its like saying every woman is like your mum, and don't marry a girl unless you're willing to marry your own mum.. this is stupid logic..really
3. oh..now you say women are superior to men jus cuz you need so 40 million sperm to fertilize an egg..very good logic. well look at at another way also, we produce more sperm than a woman can produce eggs. so we're superior, is that it? bullshitty.
4. goodness.. you think its a war between sperms and eggs? bleah
5. all our genes except my sex come from my mother eh? so you say with the exception of the privates, i look exactly like my mum? this is pure fucking bullshit. and it says 'All this information is backed up by scientific proof'.. i suppose your 'scientific proof' also tells you that babies come out of the anus..
6. Is that bad?
7 & 8. i'm a walking abortion? like ROBOCOP. wooooooo
9. yuck. how the hell did they measure that? every single male on earth masturbates and ejaculates every year and they measure it isit? laooooo.
10. ok...
11. haha. women complain more. but these are just stereotypes.. don't men do housework too? aren't we 'multi-talented' too?
12. i still think i have a higher pain threshold.. (think constipation) =p
13. wads the point of living longer? suffer more? no thanks..
14. if you say so..i suppose we're just 'living life to the max'
15. oh ok..i am DUMB. how nice. if you say i'm dumb why don't you look at this? 'u r so interested in the females breasts, IT'S ONLY a LUMP of FAT.' you mean women only have one breast? only >>>A<<< lump of fat? anyway its stereotyping again..
16. well i can also say that our dick is multi functional, cuz women only can do one thing with each opening. and women still wanna get more holes by piercing. tsk tsk. not to mention some men too.. but those are gay la (ok so i'm stereotyping now)..
17. so?? the vagina is acidic too.
18. your point is?
19. who the fuck cares where the fucking mitochondria come from? also, mitochondria aren't the energy source..food is. Adoiiiii
20. yet another pointless thingy.
21. yes, and yet there are still enough of us here. doesn't it show our resilience?
22. SO??? SOOOO????????
23. oh ok. and since you say the male chromosome is an incomplete version of the female, a female is a male cuz she is made of incomplete MALE chromosomes? bullshit? exactly..
24. its called concern. we can't bear watching you suffer. arent we sweet?
25. uh huh..so?
26. nope. behind every successful woman is her big arse.
27. um. ok. was einstien a woman?
28. at least we don't wear pads
29. ah. this is the only thing i agree with. but you're straying from the point. this thing says 'reasons why men should worship women'. what reason does this (or any other) statement give?
30. I have the feeling that whoever wrote this is a lesbian =$
31. stereotyping yet again. anyway girls do that too, so there
and why don't YOU GET A LIFE? (well maybe i should..i'm responding to this stupid thing)

yay. i finally finished replying to every statement. thank you for scrolling up and down over and over again to read the thingys =)

Disclaimer: i'm not a male chauvinist or anything, i'm just bored. i just believe in the equality of both sexes(whichthisthingdoesn'tpromote) and you that should only worship god..yeah thats it..


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