Ok ok..i found this on someone's blog, and i would like to say some(read - many) things about it..


Reasons why men should worship women.
All this information is backed up by scientific proof.
1. Without women you will not be here today.
2. Worship women, anyone who is a woman.
Cos every woman is like your mum, don't rape a woman, unless u'r willing to rape ur own mum.
3. Women are superior to men, bcos u need more than 40 million sperms to fertilize an ovum/egg. Guys, thats quantity, not quality!!!!!!!!
4.Sperms are 75 000 times smaller than ovums.
5. Females have two x chromosomes, which carry genes. Males have only one x chromosome, and this x chromosomes come from ur mother only. Males all ur genes except ur sex come from ur mother.
6. X chromosomes bears over 2 500 genes, Y carries only 15. U have 2 485 genes less than a female.
7. A male is a biological accident. Y(male) gene is an incomplete X(female) gene.
8. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, thus a walking abortion.
( Males u r vacated)
9. From health statistics, in the past 50 years, average volume of ejaculate declined by 20%, and sperm quality is dropping.
10. There is a greater % of deformed and sluggish sperms. (Hahahaha)
11. Women are multi talented. They r now full time career women, and yet they can still run a household. Guys on the other hand come home from work, and complain.
12. Women have a higher threshold of pain, thats why GOD gave us the power to give birth and bring life into this world.
13. Women have a longer life expectancy.
14. Young men run a much greater risk than young women from dying of accidents and violence.
15. MEN are dumb, u r so interested in the females breasts, IT'S ONLY a LUMP of FAT.
16. Females are highly specialized beings; we have two openings for pleasure and urine execration. U guys only have ONE urethra where both sperm and urine passes.
17. And for ur extra info, urine is acidic, which makes it an unsuitable condition for sperm.
18. In the brain, testosterone is converted to estrogen, to bring about its stimulatory effects. SO listen up guys, the male hormone has to be changed into the female hormone to bring about masculinizing effects. U r not so macho without female hormones.
19. Ur mitochondria ( energy source) comes from ur mother not ur father. U R more female than u think!!!!
20. Males only have testosterone and a little quantity of estrogen as sex hormones. Females have more, we have estrogen, progesterone and testosterone. Mind u we have more testosterone than u have of our estrogen.
21. There is a higher level of fatility in male foetuses.
22. The Y chromosomes of males is smaller than the X chromosome which is a female.
23. Every male is part of a female, as u carry our X chromosomes. Thus, Every male is 50% female.
24. Although females are the ones who give birth and concieve, more males are likely to have a break down during pregnancy of their spouses. U GUYS R WEAK, we go through the pain, and u cry more than we do.
25. Before u r born a male, u r a female first for the first 12 weeks in ur mothers womb.
26. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. BUT behind every successful woman, is herself.
27. The males have bigger brains than women. But WOMEN use a higher % of their brains than men.
28. Women have lower risks of high cholesterol levels, than males, all thanks to our monthly periods. So women be thankful that we menstruate.
29. Many males out there keep asking for virgin brides. Honestly if u want a virgin bride, than be a virgin urself. Don't carry STD's and give it to ur virgin bride. She doesn't deserve it.
30. There are more good looking females out there than males. You can't count the number of extremely pretty women, its countless ( Cindy Crawford, Aishwarya Rai, Elle Macpherson, Julia Roberts, Jeniffer Lopez........). how many males can u list???
Only two in my list ( my dad & Brad Pitt).
31. U find pleasure in superficial stuff ( Pamela Anderson is plastic and make up)
Go Get A Life!!!

i shall 'Reply' to each statement.. (for idiots, i.e reply #1 replies to statement #1 above)
1. ya without men you wouldn't be here too (DONT TALK ABOUT CLONING THEY DIN HAVE CLONING FOR THE PAST 5 MILLION FUCKING YEARS)
2. yep. but why don't you look at it another way, your mum is like every other girl and so if you rape someone you should rape your own mum too. stupid logic. its like saying every woman is like your mum, and don't marry a girl unless you're willing to marry your own mum.. this is stupid logic..really
3. oh..now you say women are superior to men jus cuz you need so 40 million sperm to fertilize an egg..very good logic. well look at at another way also, we produce more sperm than a woman can produce eggs. so we're superior, is that it? bullshitty.
4. goodness.. you think its a war between sperms and eggs? bleah
5. all our genes except my sex come from my mother eh? so you say with the exception of the privates, i look exactly like my mum? this is pure fucking bullshit. and it says 'All this information is backed up by scientific proof'.. i suppose your 'scientific proof' also tells you that babies come out of the anus..
6. Is that bad?
7 & 8. i'm a walking abortion? like ROBOCOP. wooooooo
9. yuck. how the hell did they measure that? every single male on earth masturbates and ejaculates every year and they measure it isit? laooooo.
10. ok...
11. haha. women complain more. but these are just stereotypes.. don't men do housework too? aren't we 'multi-talented' too?
12. i still think i have a higher pain threshold.. (think constipation) =p
13. wads the point of living longer? suffer more? no thanks..
14. if you say so..i suppose we're just 'living life to the max'
15. oh ok..i am DUMB. how nice. if you say i'm dumb why don't you look at this? 'u r so interested in the females breasts, IT'S ONLY a LUMP of FAT.' you mean women only have one breast? only >>>A<<< lump of fat? anyway its stereotyping again..
16. well i can also say that our dick is multi functional, cuz women only can do one thing with each opening. and women still wanna get more holes by piercing. tsk tsk. not to mention some men too.. but those are gay la (ok so i'm stereotyping now)..
17. so?? the vagina is acidic too.
18. your point is?
19. who the fuck cares where the fucking mitochondria come from? also, mitochondria aren't the energy source..food is. Adoiiiii
20. yet another pointless thingy.
21. yes, and yet there are still enough of us here. doesn't it show our resilience?
22. SO??? SOOOO????????
23. oh ok. and since you say the male chromosome is an incomplete version of the female, a female is a male cuz she is made of incomplete MALE chromosomes? bullshit? exactly..
24. its called concern. we can't bear watching you suffer. arent we sweet?
25. uh huh..so?
26. nope. behind every successful woman is her big arse.
27. um. ok. was einstien a woman?
28. at least we don't wear pads
29. ah. this is the only thing i agree with. but you're straying from the point. this thing says 'reasons why men should worship women'. what reason does this (or any other) statement give?
30. I have the feeling that whoever wrote this is a lesbian =$
31. stereotyping yet again. anyway girls do that too, so there
and why don't YOU GET A LIFE? (well maybe i should..i'm responding to this stupid thing)

yay. i finally finished replying to every statement. thank you for scrolling up and down over and over again to read the thingys =)

Disclaimer: i'm not a male chauvinist or anything, i'm just bored. i just believe in the equality of both sexes(whichthisthingdoesn'tpromote) and you that should only worship god..yeah thats it..


anti-social


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AAAAHH. ITS TRUEEE. MY PARENTS SAY I'M ANTI SOCIAL. and so i am.. oh well. c'est la vie (or smth liddat). bye bye

HA LLO. i decided to add stupid pictures about stupid things i talk about. here goes..

ok. OK OK. i just CAME BACK from orchard there. this outing thing was quite cocked up (for me la)..i dunno wad the plan was la, but in the end i din have lunch (for the 4th time in a row), as mister YARN cheong and his dear girlfriends and kaleni went to some expensive place at plaza sing, and i was left there all alone *sob sob*. heh then i decided wad the heck, and i went to the times bookshop at robinsons there, and bought myself a nice book and a teddy bear =). and then i went to popular to get the next year math textbook, then i came HOME.

Ah i tell you something. 'twas raining heavily when i reached novena MRT. i had no umbrella then. so i thought of the pepsi ENERGY COLA advertisement, where all the faggy dancing ppl drank it and ran all the way that one.. and so i went to cold storage at novena square and bought me a can of it. then i drank it and hugging the teddy bear tightly, i ran all the way up the faggy hill and halfway down in abt 3 minutes (usually i'd take abt 14-16mins to walk home) and reached home, all drenched. even the sticker i got for donating money was ripped to lil bits by the rain by the time i reached home. but it was uncomfortable to run after drinking that stupid energy X cola thing. cuz you feel so full like want to vomit liddat. the advertisement WRONG. all the ppl running would have died from their stomachs exploding cuz all the pepsi shaking in it, or at least would have started farting and burping and vomiting all over the place. oh well.. media always BLARFFFF ppl one. like IAN CHEONG



oh ya, as i was passing the istana, there was this motorcade of dunno how many cars coming out of it, full of air force, navy, army and POLIS man inside, then the 2 army guards who usually don't even move did hormat senjata (banana correct me if the spelling is wrong) (for those who dont know, its some saluting thing done with the rifle, where the guy brings the M-16 rifle up and slaps it), and today there was also 3 policemen there, 1 of them carrying an MP-5A2 submachine gun (below(scroll right if you cant see e full pic))..



haha banana (shivana) jus called me. we were supposed to wait for him and stuff..but guess where i was? HERE! TYPING THIS THING! HAHAHAH STUPID BANANA STUCK AT LIDO WHILE JEN AND THE REST WATCH MOVIE. HA HA AH AHA HAH AHA. STUPID BANANA. oh ya. if i ever go anywhere with any of you ppl reading this, DON'T ASK ME TO GO TO EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEYEYEYEYEYE I HAVEEEEE (i brought $114 bucks today). i'd rather go some cheap place like macs or smth. sigh.. the Magnum Research Desert Eagle looks damn cool (its not made my IMI like in CS).. i wish i could own one, the .50 calibre version..imagine a .50 cartridge in a pistol.. its practically like a piece of pocket artillery. and it looks good too.. (agents use it in the matrix) nah, heres the pic

sigh..came back from mat land 2 days ago..wa the ppl there damn power man.. all the mats and ah beng there drive car talk on handphone one, then the entire north-south highway full of exploded tyres..mat land is chaos sia..oh oh oh i saw a mat policeman guarding a pair of ppl repairing an ATM(ya they spoil a lot in Malaysia, and the POLIS was wearing some black vest and carrying a Winchester 1300 shotgun that looks exactly like the pic below..first time i saw it.. oh ya..btw i got new phone..yay



aAAH AaAH. Stupid bee jus flew into my house.. and I JUST WHACKED IT. AAAAh. oh well. when i turn 16 i'm going to join the singapore shooting club! can play with shotgun. anyonE want to join mE? oh well..bye bye annabel..she's going to NZ today for holiday..weeee..

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with him
’cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singin’

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die

haha ian lin. if you're reading this i'm jus letting you know that i voted "I'm IAN LIN" more than 40 times in your poll thing =P

mmm..i just realised that arguing about stupid things is like running in a race for mentally disabled people, because even if you win, YOU'RE STILL RETARDED!

weee..my stupid steam works again.. yay =)

oh..yesterday i went for stupid NCC Shooting competition..haha i think we'll win cuz all our other competitors were mats, and RAMADAN they cannot eat, so all cannot concentrate.. all the mat shoot so lousy one, chey chey. well i think i shot better than last time, 1 shot better.. if i can get 1 more shot on the faggy target the next time, can become marksman =D

going out later to go buy matrix dvds..so fun

shit. my fucking STEAM 2.0 is cocked up. now everyone is playing except me =( i'm re downloading it with the CS cache.. hope it works. Quack

weee..yesterday i went for some youth research programme at the institute of bioengineering and nanotechnology..damn funny, the first part i was with some mat-aneh guy from dunman high la, and another guy from RI. then the RI guy whole day tell me that the other guy damn extra, and he whole day say bad word one..heh. oh nvm.. the stupid ncc proficiency test which i had on thursday was damn stupid.. it was only 25 questions, all we had to guess one..so stupid.. aaaaa. quack. sheet la.. holiday so monotonous one..nothing to say =(

my stupid HP wireless optical mouse is screwed up. i got pissed and threw it somewhere ..now its really spoilt =$ lucky i managed to connect a mouse from the other computer to the PS/2 port.. whee. now i'm getting used to this mouse and i got owned at cs..but my awp is better with this mouse =D.. oh well..i got this from fat SUAT YING's blog.. whee

describe your:
1. wallet ? orange and black OP wallet. my mum bought it for me..i don't buy poser stuff
2. hairbrush ? don't have
3. toothbrush ? ORAL-B toohtbrush. hee
4. jewellery worn daily ? tak ada! dun haveeeee
5. pillow cover ? pictures of snoopy on them =)
6. blanket ? its a quilt.. felix the cat =)
7. coffee cup ? um.. red nescafe cup thingy..coffee rocks
8. sunglasses ? dun have
9. underwear ? har?
10. cologne / perfume ?dont have.
11. CD in stereo right now ? dunno
12. tattoos ? nothing
13. piercings ? DONT HAVE LA ASK SO MANY BOLIAO QUESTIONS ONE
14. what you are wearing now ? T shirt and pants.
15. in my mouth ? nothing much
16. in my head ? the usual stuff
17. wishing ? describe your wishing? weird question..
18. after this ? play more computer..hope my LCD screen doesn't melt
19. fetishes ? a lot la.. a lot..
20. if you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what ? no one in mind.
21. person you wish you could see right now ? no one
22. is next to you ? no one.
23. some of your favorite movies ? matrix triology, Pearl Harbor, U-571, saving private ryan, air force one, hunt for red october, so on and so forth
24. something you're looking forward to ? getting new HP
25. the last thing you ate ? some weird cold tuna pasta thingy.
26. something that you are deathly afraid of ? piercings, operations
27. do you like candles ? sort of
28. do you like incense ? stinky
29. do you like the taste of blood ? no
30. do you believe in love ? no
31. do you believe in soul mates ? no
32. do you believe in love at first sight ? no
33. can you eat with chopsticks ? yes
34. what are some of your favorite candies ? m&ms the milk chocolate that melts in your mouth not in your hand =D
35. what's something that you wish people would understand ? nothing


first things first
[my name is]: its written somewhere on the left..
[in the morning i am]: harh?
[all i need is]: a shotgun
[i'm afraid of]: piercings and operations..
[i dream about]: stuff


favourites
[colour]: navy blue, military grey, silver..in that order =D
[number]: 3
[subject]: Physics or Math..
[clothing brand]: dunno
[shoe brand]: Slazenger =p
[sport to play]: soccer, badminton, tennis, squash, canoeing, swimming, GOLF at driving range (i can't play it well though)
[drink]: pure water
[animal]: feesh
[holiday]: christmas
[favourite line from a movie]: "This ends tonight" (actually its not night, its day! just that its raining and all of them wear sunglasses so they think its night)
[band]: dunno


who..
[makes you laugh the most]: ian lin
[makes you smile]: um..no one..i don't smile much (really) =$
[gives you a funny feeling when you see them]: harh?
[has a crush on you]: no one
[easiest to talk to]: no one

do you ever..
[sit on the internet all day waiting for someone special to i.m. you?]: no
[save aol/aim conversations]: sometimes
[wish you were a member of the opposite sex]: neverrr!!!!!!!
[cry because of someone saying something to you]: um..once


have you ever..
[fallen for your best friend]: i'm not gay
[been rejected]: ya =$
[rejected someone]: no
[used someone]: no.
[been cheated on]: no
[done something you regret]: haha..lots of times


who was the last person
[you talked to on the phone]: forgot
[hugged]: dunno
[you instant messaged]: chan leong
[you laughed with]: ian lin


do you / are you
[smoke cigarettes]: no.. only MATs smoke.. and ppl who have fallen to the MAT side
[obsessive]: no
[could you live without the computer]: if everyone else din have it, then yes
[how many peeps are on your buddylist]: very few..i think 20.. my old acct got 150 ppl but half of them i dunno
[what's your favorite food]: pasta, jap food, potato, stuff..
[fruit]: grapes.. can squeeze and the seeds would pop out
[drink alcohol]: sometimes =$
[like watching sunrises or sunset]: ya.. they're nice =)
[what hurts the most]: a lot of things..but i don't show it
[trust others way too easily]: i don't trust anyone


number..
[of times i have had your heart broken]: um..dunno
[of hearts u have broken]: ZHEERO
[of continents I have lived in]: one
[of drugs taken illegally]: MAT! MAT TAKE DRUG
[of tight friends]: dunno..4 or 5 i suppose
[of cds that i own]: 9?
[of scars on my body]: quite a few
[of things in my past that I regret]: more than 30 la..


pick one..
[marry perfect friend or perfect lover]: perfect friend
[cats or dogs]: dogs
[1 or 2 pillows]: 2.. can take one and sell
[with or without ice cubes]: HAHAHAHA! ice cube is a black rapper
[top or bottom]:harh?
[winter / spring / summer / fall]: winter and summer
[night or day]: night
[gloves or mittens]: gloves
[dressed or undressed]: dressed la.. stupid
[bunk or water bed]: both =D
[mtv or vh1]: harh?
[ocean or pool]: ocean
[showers or baths]: both
[love or lust]: love
[silver or gold]: silver
[diamonds or pearls]: none. i rather have a 12 gauge round


if you could..
[move anywhere]: i'm staying here to the end
[meet one famous person]: MAHATHIR. then i can whack his face
[live with one person the rest of your life]: dunno..
[name one thing you love]: nothing
[name one thing that embarrasses you:]: a lot of things


lastly
[do you like school]: sort of
[do you like to talk on the telephone]: ya
[do you like to dance]: no
[do you sing in the shower]: no
[do you think cheerleading is a sport]: no
[what's on your ceiling]: got LIGHT!
[what's the hardest thing about growing up]: people thinking you're too young for *insert anything dangerous*

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Schizoid |||||||||||||| 54% Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 54% Antisocial |||||||||||||||||| 74% Borderline |||||||||| 34% Histrionic |||||||||||| 50% Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46% Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70% Dependent |||||||||||| 42% Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54%

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Disorder Info

Eccentric Personality Disorders: Paranoid, Schizoid, Schizotypal



Individuals with these disorders often appear odd or peculiar.

Paranoid Personality Disorder - individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.

Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.


Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.



Dramatic Personality Disorders: Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic, and Narcissistic



Individuals with these disorders have intense, unstable emotions, distorted self-perception, and/or behavioral impulsiveness.

Antisocial Personality Disorder - individual shows a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.

Borderline Personality Disorder - individual shows a generalized pattern of instability in interpersonal relationships, self-image, and observable emotions, and significant impulsiveness.

Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder - individual has a grandiose view of themselves, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in various situations. These individuals are very demanding in their relationships.


Anxious Personality Disorders: Avoidant, Dependent, Obsessive-Compulsive



Individuals with these disorders often appear anxious or fearful.

Avoidant Personality Disorder - individual is socially inhibited, feels inadequate, and is oversensitive to criticism

Dependent Personality Disorder - individual shows an extreme need to be taken care of that leads to fears of separation, and passive and clinging behavior.

Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency

mmm..nothing to do..urgh i hate days where my parents are at home. whole day ask me to STUDY. now is not even the december yet ask me to study arh. for wad? boliao man.. then they damn pissed that i spend too much time in front of the computer, whole day ask me to go out, wrap books, or do stupid things..they even tried to enroll me into some stupid course at the community centre..phooey.

oh well..lalala.. matrix reloaded is good la.. i like the farnie APU thingy with the 2 big machine guns.. you see how they move? the guy sitting in it has to push some lever thingy to make the legs move, then use the other pair of things to control the arms. the part where they all move the hand up to cheer damn funny.. then when all the sentinel thingys were raping the last APU with the commander in it, he damn stupid. why din he stop firing and just swing the APU's arms about damn fast, and then whack all the stupid things with red eye. whee. oh well..nothing to say as usual..bye bye

Advanced Big Five Personality Test Results

Sociability	||||||||||||||	58%
Gregariousness	||||||||||||||||	70%
Assertiveness	||||||||||||	42%
Activity Level	||||||||||||||||	62%
Excitement-Seeking	||||||||||||||||||||	90%
Cheerfulness	||||||||||||||||||	74%
Extroversion	||||||||||||||||	66%
Trust	||||||	26%
Morality	||||||||||||||	58%
Altruism	||||||||||||||||	66%
Cooperation	||||||||||||	46%
Modesty	||||||||||||	46%
Sympathy	||||||	30%
Friendliness	||||||||||||	45%
Self-Efficacy	||||||||||||||||	62%
Neatness	||||||||||||	42%
Dutifulness	||||||||||||	50%
Achievement	||||||||||||||||	62%
Self-Discipline	||||||||||	34%
Cautiousness	||||||	26%
Orderliness	||||||||||||	46%
Anxiety	||||||||||||	42%
Anger	||||||||||	34%
Depression	||||||||||	34%
Self-Consciousness	||||||||||||||||	70%
Immoderation	||||||||||||||||	62%
Vulnerability	||||||||||||	46%
Emotional Stability	||||||||||||	48%
Imagination	||||||||||||||||||||	90%
Artistic Interests	||||||||||||	42%
Emotionality	||||||||||||||||	66%
Adventurousness	||||||||||||||	58%
Intellect	||||||||||||||	58%
Liberalism	||||||||||	38%
Intellectualness	||||||||||||||	58%

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weeee. some stupid personality test

STUPID HUMOR: Doing shocking things, making faces,
flailing your arms about, and producing bizarre
noises are how you make people laugh. You were
always the one that people call
"wierd", and they still do, because
you are. You enjoy being wierd, and people
enjoy watching you act wierd and over-the-top.
Just be careful, too much of it at a time will
begin to annoy people. You are one FUNNY guy!



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wee another stupid quiz.. man this is really true..oh well.. another day of doin nothing except sitting in front of the LCD screen playing CS, NS, SOF2 and reading stupid stuff.. lalala. i'm steaming 3 BA ZHANG over and over again for fun..hope the thing melts.

haha i found this entry in someone's blog.. search 'fucking cheebye' in google (yes, i was bored thats why i did that, not because i'm looking for porn)..oh well here's the entry:

Saturday May 24th 2003

Life in the army

Hello everybody,
its been a long time since i typed anything. Sadly to say tekong has no comp for me to use, needless to say no online connection. Furthermore i am FUCKING suay to kana guard duty n confinement. sigh
Many pple say that when we go thru army we become men. SO far all that i have learned are stupid way of talking n horrible english.
i shall now offer some interpretation to common army talk.
when a person is not happy he will say = YOU FUCKING CHEEBYE
when a person disagree with your behaviour = YOU FUCKING CHEEBYE
when a person wants to say no = Lan Qiao(male organ) Understand
when a person wants to agree with u = Up lah
when a person is happy = up lah

cant think of anymore so i shall stop. You should have realise army men haf limited vocab. sigh wat does singapore government want to do? they come up with such a strict rigid educational system for us to educate us and destroy all the hard work by sending young men to army. stupid stupid stupid. or should i say FUCKING CHEEBYE

lol..

YOU RAN OVER A SMALL CHILD AND LEFT HIM TO DIE!!!


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hahaha stupid thing. if dickson did this quiz i'm sure it would be "your deepest secret is: YOU'RE GAY!" zzz i feel inane. 2 months of doing nothing everyday is gonna kill me. someone give me smth to dooo. aaargh

That's WhyYou Go Away

Baby want you tell me why there is sadness in your eyes
I don't wanna say goodbye to you
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
But there is something left in my head

You're the one who set it up
Now you're the one to make it stop
I'm the one who's feeling lost right now
Now you want me to forget every little thing you said
But there is something left in my head

I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feelings so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know

You were never satisfied no matter how I tried
Now you wanna say goodbye to me
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
But there is something left in my head

I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feelings so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know

Sitting here all alone in the middle of nowhere
Don't know which way to go
There is so much to say now between us
There ain't so much for you
There ain't so much for me anymore

I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feelings so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know

oh my saan. i've been playing so much SOF2, burst-firing the MP5SD and the M-60 so much that when i play CS, i killed 6 ppl with M249 Para, 5 of them headshots, 2 MP5 kills, one of them headshots, 2 UMP45 kills and 3 grenade kills..all these were done within 4 deaths, so my ratio was like 13-4.. power man..should play SOF2 MP more :D

heh just came back from playing GOLF at some driving range at east coast. my right hand full of blisters.. lol i jus realised both my parents got Proficiency certs in golf..i din noe my mum could play golf..

Wreck Of The Old Ninety -Seven

Well, they gave him his orders in Monroe, Virginia
Saying Steve you are way behind time
This is not thirty eight, but it's old ninety seven
You must put her into Spencer on time

He turned and said to his tired greasy fireman
Shovel on a little more coal
And when we cross the White Oak Mountain
You can watch old Ninety-Seven roll

It's a mighty rough road from Lynchburg to Danville
On a line on a three mile grade
It was on this grade that he lost his leverage
You can see what a jump he made

He was going down the grade making ninety miles an hour
When his whistle broke into a scream
They found him in the wreck with his hand on the throttle
He was scalded to death by the steam

Now all you ladies you must take warning
From this time now on learn
Never speak harsh words to your true loving husband
He may leave you and never return

HELLO. haha its now RAMADAN..the muslim month of fasting. this is the period where there would be more BEE and BIRD in the sky. because all the mat all fasting, cannot eat BEE. and bird also..yay. Shivana is very bad you know..because he never observe his fast, whole day eat one. wait allah go and whack him then he know.

(actually shivana is not a mat. but its fun calling him one)

oh ya, yesterday something fun happened. Darren Chew, Allison, Shivana, Matthew Mun and ME were having lunch at KFC la. then i was telling mun that it is RAMADAN and shivana should not be eating, and i suppose allison heard me la. then when shivana was about to eat his zinger burger thing, allison was like holding his arm while he was trying to eat and saying "Noo don't eat, don't break your fast", and shivana was going "no i'm not a mat!" over and over again. hahahaha. i would also like to mention that darren chew's personality totally changes when there are girls around. weird.

oh well.. next year i'm in 3.10..whee. the class is ok la, except that got the smelly fatty there. and fengze changed class to 3.9 so got no one here to whack the smelly fatty..arghhhhhh. SHEEEET. have i mentioned that i dropped higher chinese? haha and yesterday LOOO shek kian was giving the HCL ppl their homework for holidays la, and its like a lot la, so fatty said "is she mad?" damn loud, and then LOOO went to scold him. the first line was "Na4 Ge4 Pang4 Zi3, Zhan4 Qi3 Lai2", meaning, "that fatty, stand up". lol. stupid smelly fatty. ha ha. 92kg some more. tsk tsk.