Mmm..prolly the best day in my life today..will treasure it as long as i live..oh well..in school damn slack, but during recess, ian lin was trying to lob the hockey ball with a hockey stick, and he hit the ball, and in his follow through, hit fat KEVIN TAN on the head..hahaha damn farnie..yar..then we had the FAGGOT OH lesson..FAGGOT OH is the gay guy with dyed long hair that teaches us music..he thinks he's so scary, but in reality, he is damn stupid and is a faggot..

mm after school we went to staff room and was going to ask chinee to go out for lunch with us, and we were going to sabo CHEW by saying that it was chew that asked her, but guess wad, before we asked her, CHEW ASKED! wahahahaha i started laughing like shit along with IAN LIN and dickson..oh well..then we blaRf ian cheong that we were going punggol for lunch..and IAN CHEONG GOT SCOLDED BY HIS AUNTIE BECAUSE HE LAUGH SO LOUD! HA HA HA!

Anyway..we went to KFC at the jurong east MRT there to have lunch lar, and we all had WOW MEALS, except dickson, who had a large whipped potato..he say chicken to oily wait he get PIMPLE..then we had arm wrestling in KFC..me, ian lin and darren all hit our FUNNY bone while doing it..eh i din noe dickson so not strong..i managed to hold him at the starting position for like 1 min b4 we both gave up..i tot he so much muscle sure beat me in 3 seconds, but not strong one! lausyYYYYY!

yar then we went to darren chew's house..played soccer at his playground there, kept ramming the ball into the sky..lol..then one part the ball fell into some place with millions of thorns, and kena punctured, but didn't lose air..weird..then we played basketball..lol no one dare to tackle me because i throw ball at them when they try! hahahaha this is an excerpt:

Me: "dick dick come try to STEAL the ball"
Dickson: "no no dowan"
Me: " harh? how come"
Dickson: "you will throw ball at my face, very scary"

hahahahahaa..oh well..then me and IAN LIN went to play squash for 2 hours..its not normal squash, its called VERSE SQUASH..we have to say something in a damn stupid voice before hitting the ball back, the first one was: "SAVED BY THE BELL!" "REFLEXOLOGY PATH", and you say in a farnie voice so half the time we were laughing and falling down. then we said VERSE every time we hit the ball

"HE IS DARREN CHEW!"
*Wham*
"HE IS A WHITE JEW!"
*Wham*
"HE GO TO SYNAGOGUE!"
*Wham*
"AND CANNOT EAT PORK!"
*Wham*
"HIS FRIEND IS TUBAL!"
*Wham*
"HE LIKE TO EAT SAMBAL!"
Throw squash rackets down and start singing "ching chang chong chang, chinee carol chew chew chew!"

mmm damn fun..we did many many other verses that are featured in FISH SEUSS AND IAN LIN SPEARE, our VERSE webbie(Check the links section)..after that we went home..hee

yar today rocked..wish ian cheong came..then he sure laugh until shit in his pants now..love my friends man..bye bye all