Monday, July 21, 2003

rah..today i ask bill chia abt NDP thing he jus ask me to GO BACK TO MY SEAT! mmm next time i ask him when i got NO SEAT! see what he say.. oh well.. today me chew and IAN LIN were reading FRENCH.. boisson au the VERT! hahaha damn fun.. i'm the language man! u notice how all the french talk? the nose screw up and the mouth big big and also screwed up one..you just do that can speak FRENCH oready hahaha..then i teach u something NEW.. ITS SHOCK RESISTANT! pronounce it "EES SHOR REESEESTEN!" u all try it! chew made that up..hahahaha chew is ALSO language man..

oh i had an interesting conversation today..heres how it goes

mister peter tan was telling me, ian lin and nicholas koh something to do with COULOMB, then when he walked off, we smelled fart

"I think peter tan came here to fart then walked off" -nicholas koh

I then asked ian lin to come closer and whispered: "I think Nicholas Koh farted"

then you know wad IAN LIN said?

"Actually I farted" - IAN LIN

and he started laughing like siao..oh well the following was ripped from jen nee fur's blog..

i am... VICTOR ANG!
i have... A HOUSE!
i dont have... NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
i would rather... have a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
i can... PANG SAI
i like... to walk around in circles
i love... MY HOUSE
i wanna... BUY NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
i talk like... KIA HUA
i hope that... I WILL GET INTO NDP Parade thing
i wish for... my clock to stop making that irritating ticking sound
i hate... my clock
i like eating... anything
i dont eat... anything
i sleep... on my BED
i bathe... a lot
i walk... for fun
i run... for even more fun
i jump... to reach the bloody chin up bars
i owe... KIA HUA FIVE BUCKS
i go to the toilet... for fun
i've got the hots... for SARS! sars is the virus, that i just want to minus..bla bla
i'm afraid... of pang sai on the floor
when it rains... collect water
when it's sunny... collect sunlight
my hair... very stupid
my computer.. sucks
my parents... damn childish..
my frens... are spastic
my life... got KIA HUA
my handphone... switches itself off for no reason
my wallet/purse... got no money
my room... very nice
books are... FUN!
animals are... FUN!
exams are... NOT FUN!
birthdays are... FUN!
the internet is... FUN!
sex is...FUN!
love is... NOT FUN!
sports is... FUN!
music is... FUN!
money is... FUN!
silence... GOOD!
ice cream... make IAN CHEONG FAT
chocolates... make IAN CHEONG FAT
french fries... make IAN CHEONG FAT
GW is... i dunno..but i think it makes IAN CHEONG FAT
dont ever... dig your nose
if i was a/an... harh?
in my next life... i want to buy a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
yay finally finished
BHAI!

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