I am studying chemistry
like a monkey in a tree
peanuts, alcohol and alkane
make my head so very pain

SN1
machine gun
i want to eat bo lo bun

dinitrophenylhydrazine
why not for him magazine
crazy bright orange crystal
but dinosaur is green and purple

Chemistry is fun and friendly
so is barney drunk on brandy
ooh. CH3COOH
another stanza on this page.

CH3COOH
there is no bird in the cage
it flew off to neverland
and went to eat peter pan

What is esterification
it's a condensation reaction
carbon carbon carbon carbon
put a donkey in the oven

i have lots of carbonyl
so much that it's in a pile
where is my chemistry file
it became a projectile

okay. i should study more. Chemistry is fun and friendly. yep