"i'm going to slay you" - Wesley, self proclaimed king of the garbage can, to me, after win hon caught him throwing a pen at me =P

then during recess

"i'm going to slay you twice" - Wesley to me, after me and ian lin bonked him on the head with a tuna pie and a hamburger respectively.
"what about him" - me, referring to ian lin
"i'm going to slay him too. but you're first in line" - king of the garbage can
"do i get a headstart?" - me
"yes. one minute headstart. your time starts now" - Wesley

lol. what a fascinating person