Monday, July 19, 2004

hoho. someone has accused me of corrupting the ncc sec ones...look below
 
"...Anyway, NCC day parade was quite fun. Fish is corrupting all the part A's. Half the timeALL THE TIME he was talking to them about..SEX. lol. tsktsk. Plus I, along with the Part A's, learnt today how to tell if someone's a virgin or not. On the condition that she's a female. Apparently there's something called a hymen or something. And if it's damaged then it indicates a virginity lost. I told him just get a pregnancy test from Guardian, lah! Well, and ironically, this same topic popped up in the gen Y section of the NEW paper. "How to tell if your gf is a virgin". And the experts advice was..? --> There was no way to tell, and even professional gyny's (like oli) can't tell for sure. and it goes on about morals and ethics..and how you should be trustworthy and tell your hubby the truth..etcetc. <--. Ha! see. fish, as usual, is WRONG!!!!!..." - IAN LIN
 
ok..so maybe i was doing that after all la..but nvm..would someone care to explain to me how to tell if your gf is a virgin then? i mean..the hymen method is not fully accurate, due to the fact that some of them might have done the...ahem...m thing when they were young..and it might be torn due to vigourous exercise or smth..haiya. i bet there's a way to do one la...they just don't want to tell you...
 
bah. i had to do LAW's stupid chinese article review after school today..and guess what? i had alvin tan helping me do chinese..wahaha...oh and btw thanks for the apollo 13 soundtrack..its damn cool..especially the dialogues =D so i spent my afternoon in the GE resource room sitting there doing work, listening to phuan on the opposite side of the table helping this sec 2 gep do filing..according to AL AL, "he's more screwed than mark tan"...
 
anyway...i spent the afternoon doing ONE chinese review, watching teachers walk in and out of the room after their "staff wellness programme" or "power walk" or whatever...and apparently, to be a bit out of point, i found out (from AL AL and shivana the banana) that in order to use the wireless internet in the GE resource room, he has to be at that particular little area on the table next to me to be able to use it..and they say that if you move to the seats next to it, the connection will cut off, and cannot connect back unless you go back to that...area la..kinda cool eh...
 
ah well..
 
"Recently I've been,
Hopelessly reaching
Out for this girl,
Who's out of this world.
Believe me."
 
"For so many nights now
I find myself thinking about her now."

"'Cause obviously,
She's out of my league,
I'm wastin' my time
'Cause she'll never be mine
I know i never will be good enough for her.
No, no
Never will be good enough for her"

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