fucking hell why am i always so fucking unlucky?

first, muffin couldn't find my fucking lit essay which i fucking put in the fucking pigeon hole. First fucking piece of homework which i fucking handed up using the fucking pigeon hole and it fucking gets lost. fucking pigeons.

luckily i did it on the fucking computer, so i assumed i could get home and fucking print the damn thing out again. but guess what? the fucking thing crashed on me and now it fucking refuses to fucking boot up. so what i do? do the fucking system recovery which fucking reformats my whole fucking hard disk..my entire fucking mp3 collection, all my fucking games, pictures, software, all fucked off to god-knows-where, along with my fucking 600 word lit essay. so now i'm using my other fucking old computer to try to fucking reproduce the fucking 600 word essay..damn it i could be studying for my fucking math now.

fucking hell if i had a fucking shotgun with me now i'd be going around shooting innocent civillians..thank god i don't have a fucking shotgun.

dammit this fucking sucks. fucktard