woo i got this from PAM PAM PAM

If I were a month I would be: November! i dunno why! the name damn nice!

If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday

If I were a time of day I would be: 2359 hrs..i'm a last minute man

If I were a planet I would be: Neptune

If I were a sea animal I would be: feeesh!..shark nicer

If I were a direction I would be: bearing zero niner zero

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: FISH TANK

If I were a historical figure I would be: how i know?

If I were a liquid I would be: NaOH

If I were a stone, I would be: i like pebbles

If I were a tree, I would be: KIA HUA

If I were a bird,I would be: FEESH

If I were a tool, I would be: submachine gun

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: KIA HUA!

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: RAIN! WOOOOOO

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: drum drum..

If I were a color/s, I would be: Navy Blue

If I were an emotion, I would be: feesh

If I were a vegetable, I would be: KIA HUA

If I were a sound, I would be: sonic boom

If I were an element, I would be: water water..shui

If I were a car, I would be: KILO Class DIESEL ELECTRIC submarine

If I were a song, I would be: SAR-Vivor rap!

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: PHUA CHU KANG

If I were a book, I would be written by: Peanut

If I were a food, I would be: feeesh

If I were a place, I would be: underwater..somewhere

If I were a material, I would be: PVC

If I were a taste, I would be: salty.

If I were a scent, I would be: salt water

If I were a religion, I would be: nothing

If I were a word, I would be: feesh

If I were an object, I would be: submachine gun

If I were a body part I would be: middle finger

If I were a facial expression I would be: stupid

If I were a subject in school I would be: dismissal

If I were a cartoon character I would be: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

If I were a shape I would be: Triangle

If I were a number I would be: 06

heh NCC damn stupid today, because of who? stoopid ANG MORH JIN YAN become IC, and make us march round the stupid square field and keep making us walk into the fence..basket we all want to whack him up after that..oh well..the SAR-VIVOR RAP CD damn nice..damn weird, it has FOURTEEN BONUS TRACKS arh..damn spastic..

Some say "leh" some say "lah"
Uncle Phua says time to fight SARS!
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SARS at the end of the day

Wash your hands whenever you can
Wash with soap then at least got hope
When you get home take a bath quickly
"Kiasu" a bit, be safe, not SAR-ry!

Try not to travel to SARS countries
Wait a few months lah, wait and see
Eh why you rush to catch that plane
Use internet lah, use your brain.

Getting protection from this virus
Means getting healthy, inside us
Don't work too much until you're sick
Get exercise and get yourself fit

Good nutrition and vitamins
Help you to pass the immunity challenge
Eat your proteins carbo and fibre
Then you can be a....."SAR-vivor"

PCK say don't play play
Or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this you and me
Help and fight SARS in our country

SARS is the virus I want to minus
No more surprises if you
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!

Can't SARS me baby, and I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN ah!

Some say "leh" some say "lah"
Uncle Phua says time to fight SARS
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SARS in at the end of the day.

If you're sick don't go to work
Even if your boss is a jerk
Don't be a hero and continue working
Wait the whole company kenna quarantine

Wear a mask when you see a docor
See the same one, don't be a doc hopper
Wait at the clinic, stay in one spot
Don't spread your germs in the coffee shop

Think you got SARS? Call 993
Ambulance will come for free
They'll check you up at TAN TOCK SENG
Where they know about SARS like I know about Ah-Beng

Hey. of you "kenna" Home Quarantine
Don't you go out, except IN YOUR DREAMS
"Tahan" a while and cooperate
Don't give everybody a big headache

PCK say don't play play
Or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this you and me
Help and fight SARS in our country

SARS is the virus I want to minus
No more surprises if you
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!

Can't SARS me baby, and I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN ah!

Some say "leh" some say "lah"
Uncle Phua says time to fight SARS
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SARS in at the end of the day.

Keep our Country clean and green
Beccause nowadays, the germs are mean
Don't leave food for stray dogs or cats
Unless you want to keep their germs as pets

Cover your mouth if you cough or sneeze
You think everyone want to catch your disease?
Don't KAK-PUI all over the place
You might as well KAK PUI on my face

Don't throw your tissue all over the shop
Think no one can see you so you don't stop
Make me sick when people don't care
Make you sick when you breathe the air

Even when things are getting better
Don't do things and become a "regret-ter"
Think SARS is gone? Your head ah
But listen to me and we'll be ok lah

PCK say don't play play
Or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this you and me
Help and fight SARS in our country

SARS is the virus I want to minus
No more surprises if you
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!

Can't SARS me baby, and I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN ah!